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I have to stay awake to blog no matter how much my eyes are arguing with me right now..

Can i declare that my visitings for Hari Raye with my family is over? Cause the they haven't been going visiting too? Beides, i already started working though i'm actually on a 2 weeks off for the 1st half of the month.. So yeah.. And i shall enjoy every single last bit of my remaining holiday cause school is starting like what Monday?? So yeah.

Enjoy Hazlan Enjoy!!!

I just got home from work and went to chill with the crews at concert hall (Harbourfront Center) but i didn't really talk much cause i'm freaking shag from a full shift today..

SHAGNESS!!!

I might be working in the evening cause i just received a message from someone saying that she needs replacement for Songs tmrw.. So i might come down.. Besieds, this bugger IC of mine volunteered himself to work cause he is like freaking bored from his "paternity leave" of 13 days.. Haha.. Good for you Amir...

Yesterday, this amazing friend of mine told me a very funny "human-proven" fact about pads..
She actually said that for girls, if you want to remove pimples from your face, what you need to do is just wait for your "red flag"! Yup! Have that gooey red strawberry jam flowing for that particular week of the month.. Once the crimsoon tide arrives, use a pad to protect yourself..

Now listen to this gross part on how to remove your enemies on your face..

What you do is to wash your pad and you stuff it up your face!!! Yup and eew! I repeat.. You take that "clean" pad of yours and smothered it to your face like smothering someone to death.. And the amazing thing is that it works! That's what she said.. So yeah..

If anyone one of you were to try it out, do get back to me with the results because i am VERY INTERESTED to know..

Also this amazing friend of mine told me this story about this amazing friend of hers who found out that her boyfriend's boxes all have holes on them.. She was worried for her boyfriend and so she chucked all his boxers to the trash and buys him all brand new boxers without holes..

And the location of the hole is in a position where he can pee without taking his boxers off or have sex with his pants on..

And the ending of the story is the boyfriend told her off and said this

"Susah tau nk cari boxer yang ader lobang!"
"It's hard noe to find boxers that have holes!"

I wonder why men need holes on their boxers.. Maybe all boxers are suppose to be like that lah.. It's just that i was not informed..

If you were to look at my previous post, you will stumble upon this picture..

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